Loading ...Stayed up all night for a lab report…just started at like 7AM. FML
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That would’ve been an awesome date…if she were single. But hers is a high school relationship, now newly long-distance. Still…I’m not that kind of guy. FML
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Anonymous
just go ahead and give your name bro… you know, just to be safe
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Anonymous
Long distance relationships are just speed bumps.
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I try to proofread my paper, but it’s so boring that I can’t. FML.
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MLIA
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I’m tired of crying because of the men in my life. FML
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I wish we could start over. FML.
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Anonymous
Don’t we all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPkwjaRjUrY
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Every time I see you on campus, I wish I had courage to finally stop being a stranger and introduce myself to my first gay crush. FML.
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Anonymous
DO IT! If someone did this to me I’d be overjoyed
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anon
do it! i completely agree with the first comment
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op
lol how? this potentially can be so awkward
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Anon.
Just send a facebook message or email or something and ask to grab a meal. Or just go up and talk. Fortune favors the bold! Good luck!
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Anonymous
I usually go with comedy. It doesn’t have to be something that would get you onto comedy central or anything but a witty observation after a slightly awkward introduction makes getting a laugh easy because [most] people enjoy laughing and appreciate the effort. For instance you could say something like you were going to buy her a flower from the flower lady but she’s cash only. From there you could easily transition that into an offer to make it up to her by taking out for froyo some night. I don’t recommend fb or email–they are cowardly and awkward. Good luck.
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Best of luck
It could be, but the flattery of being asked out alone would at least guarantee a nice reaction! Do it!
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I am single and happy about it. I have supportive and fulfilling friendships, and I love what I’m doing with my life. But a week from today, no one will believe me. FML
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Curious
Why, what’s happening?
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uhm duh
only the most commercial extravaganza of a holiday. all in the name of love -_-
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Anonymous
I’ll never forget the collective groan in my seminar last year when we all realized it was Valentine’s Day.
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I wish I were on your mind. MLIA.
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MLIA.
Oh, believe me, you are.
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MLIA
You’re on my mind all the time.
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I’m pretty sure that the alumnus I met with for my admission interview really liked me because we both read this site. MLIG
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Umm.
That’s actually really inappropriate.
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haters
gonna hate.
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With every rejection I get, the more damn mediocre I feel. My friends are getting offers but I’m just not up to par. FML and FInterviewSeason.
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finance
the world of business is cut-throat. deal w/ it
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Anonymous
rejecting people from jobs is not ‘cut-throat’. you’re unintelligent.
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Confidential letter from YCDO? WTF?
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oops
you fucked up
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anon
You’re not alone.
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anon
ExComm?
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anon
i got one too, have you been to yale health or yale new haven in the last week?
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No matter how much my drug addicted boyfriend loves me, I will always be second to his drugs. FML
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Anon
it seems like you know the problem, and i’m pretty sure you know the solution too…
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I pooped my pants. FML
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Anonymous
Happens to the best of us.
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anon
been there done that, girlllll… happens to the best of us
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no.
no, no it doesn’t. the best of us do not poop their pants. that’s why they’re the best.
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I’m doing this thing where I try to get rejected every day for a month, so that I become desensitized to rejection. Oh wait, no I’m not, rejection just comes naturally. FML.
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Anonymous
Who are you? Let’s meet up and talk about this.
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When making exams, it seems like professors have an uncanny way of testing everything you don’t know and neglecting everything else you study. FML
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anon
Maybe you don’t do a good job of identifying the important concepts
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Or
Maybe your professor doesn’t do a good job of identifying the important concepts
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okay, i procrastinate too, but 9:46 am on February 3, 2012 Permalink |
what is wrong with you?
for some reason 10:41 am on February 3, 2012 Permalink |
I have done the exact same thing…
yea well 2:13 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink |
try staying up all night and still not getting anything worthwhile done..
Anonymous 12:15 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink |
I have DEFINITELY done this before.