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  • Free chocolate on my door after a long day. MLIG.

    September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -1

     
  • I have to take 6.5 credits this semester if I want to satisfy major requirements. FMseniorL

    September 1, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -5

     
    • Anon 6:03 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You had three years before this to do it, you know…

      • Anonymous 9:49 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        unhelpful, kind of rude.

        • I 10:52 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink

          Not really, this is a you deserve it, definitionally.

        • Indecisive 9:08 am on September 2, 2010 Permalink

          @I, It’s possible they were deciding between two or three majors until the last minute, so they have a few almost-done majors.

          Good luck OP!

    • OP 1:00 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Actually, I’m double majoring, so, yeah.

      • Anonymous 7:50 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        double majors are overrated. drop one of them

  • The Harkness bells are back. It’s difficult to concentrate at 12:00 and 5:00 every day. FML.

    September 1, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -6

     
    • Anonymous 9:12 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Your life is sooooo hard!

    • y'10 6:36 am on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Wait until you graduate…your life will seem oddly quiet. When the bells finally sounded again around commencement after being silent for all of last year, I got SO excited.

      Danny Boy can be retired, though.

    • Anon 11:16 am on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Last year was worse, actually. Lived close to the tower. Construction every morning beginning at 7 would reverberate through the rooms, it felt like the walls were shaking at times. The bells need to go.

      • Anonymous 6:58 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        +1 to this comment. Thank god for the bells.

  • Having just graduated from a state school in the Midwest this spring, I can attest that the girls here are definitely hotter, IMHO. Unfortunately, I have also learned that it’s frowned upon for a grad student to date an undergrad. FML

    September 1, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 2:11 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Just do it ;)

    • anon 2:16 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s only frowned upon if you’re (currently) the undergrad’s T.A. Otherwise, go for it!

    • Anonymous 2:19 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I know plenty who have and it’s worked out fine, but then again, …. have you SEEN the grad student women here? Many of them are beyond beautiful.

    • Anonymous 7:04 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Are you kidding me? I lived in a midwest college town, and the girls there were quite hot even before I put on the Yale goggles. And the graduate student body here doesn’t suffer from any lack of attractiveness, either, plus you have GPSCY where you can woo them. ;)

  • Durfee’s now lets you swipe until 2:30. OLAG.

    September 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +27 / -0

     
  • As a joke, my friends set my computer desktop wallpaper to a photo of a guy I’ve been Facebook stalking for the past week. He just walked by when I was on my computer in the dining hall and saw my desktop background. FML SO HARD

    September 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +39 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 7:05 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Did he say anything?

  • First day of Chinese. I have learned that this is a language with misogynist and heteronormative traditions. FML/MLIA

    September 1, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -16

     
    • Anonymous 11:32 am on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Languages have a historical context. Isn’t this a wee bit like saying, “First day of WWII history. I learned that people killed lots of other people. FML/MLIA.”?

    • Anonymous 11:36 am on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I think it might be more approps to say “F1.3billionL

    • *rolls eyes* 6:53 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      FYL for using the word “heteronormative.”

      • anonymous 7:37 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        +1

        • Anonymous 11:13 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink

          +1000

  • I really want to hook up with a really cute freshman in one of my classes. Is it bad that I’m three years older than he is? Hmmmmm MMT

    September 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 11:35 am on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Does the age really matter? If you’re both interested, go for it.

      Nobody says, “Oh, wow, I really like you and we’re perfectly well matched…let’s check our birthdays to see if we can get together!”

  • I really miss DS — the people, the profs, the books. FML

    September 1, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -8

     
    • BR 10:53 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Ooh man, serious? Ugh, the world is bigger than that. Go learn from it in context.

    • Anonymous 10:48 am on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i miss the not stressing over what classes i’m going to take

  • Elevator in the tower. FML.

    September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -0

     
  • Close to 90 degrees up here on the 5th floor. What was that? Um, no, I did not just go swimming…FML

    August 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -0

     
  • 2 textbooks = $350. FML.

    August 31, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -3

     
    • Anon 9:58 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Used books on Amazon, my dear. Used. Books. They’ll save your life. I have never ever paid more than 50 bucks for a book.

    • William McSilliman 11:05 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Haha, scholarship kid! Your life must really suck!

      • anon 9:38 am on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        well that was douchey. good thing i dont know anyone like you FYL

      • Anonymous 7:08 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Probably a Princeton troll.

    • @will 9:06 am on September 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      “scholarship kid” -> do you even go to Yale? Half of students are “scholarship kids.” Besides, I’m rich and this stuff is ABSURD for paper.

    • Anonymous 1:05 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      3 books for $430.

  • Why don’t the residential colleges have air conditioning?? FML.

    August 30, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -0

     
    • Are you new here? 11:15 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Because in a week or so, we won’t need it.

      • Anonymous 1:14 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Actually, in my experience, the weather usually ranges from fairly hot to extremely so for a while. This year, however, it seems even more unbearably hot than before.

    • Anonymous 12:09 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Because you weren’t fortunate enough to be placed in Stiles, which occupies Swing, which actually does have air conditioning. FYL

      • dontkidyourself 9:43 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Right. EVERYONE totally wishes they were in Swing

        • FYL 3:13 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink

          right. EVERYONE totally loves the mice in the other residential colleges.

        • anonimo 7:36 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink

          hey, lets all chill here, were all at yale. all res colleges have their upsides OLAG

    • brrrrrrr 8:48 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Enjoy this while you can. The Farmer’s Almanac says this winter this year will be a really bad one.

  • I just had sex with my roommate. This will make for an awkward year. MLIA?

    August 30, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 1:29 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      same sex sex? You should have realized that was not a good idea. They revoke your homo card for lesser offenses.

      • Anonymous 3:06 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        with gender neutral housing, it could be opposite sex sex. either way… bad idea to fuck your suitemates.

  • I puked during my Chinese placement exam. FML

    August 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -1

     
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