Free chocolate on my door after a long day. MLIG.
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I have to take 6.5 credits this semester if I want to satisfy major requirements. FMseniorL
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The Harkness bells are back. It’s difficult to concentrate at 12:00 and 5:00 every day. FML.
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y'10
Wait until you graduate…your life will seem oddly quiet. When the bells finally sounded again around commencement after being silent for all of last year, I got SO excited.
Danny Boy can be retired, though.
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Anon
Last year was worse, actually. Lived close to the tower. Construction every morning beginning at 7 would reverberate through the rooms, it felt like the walls were shaking at times. The bells need to go.
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Anonymous
+1 to this comment. Thank god for the bells.
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Having just graduated from a state school in the Midwest this spring, I can attest that the girls here are definitely hotter, IMHO. Unfortunately, I have also learned that it’s frowned upon for a grad student to date an undergrad. FML
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anon
It’s only frowned upon if you’re (currently) the undergrad’s T.A. Otherwise, go for it!
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Anonymous
I know plenty who have and it’s worked out fine, but then again, …. have you SEEN the grad student women here? Many of them are beyond beautiful.
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Anonymous
Are you kidding me? I lived in a midwest college town, and the girls there were quite hot even before I put on the Yale goggles. And the graduate student body here doesn’t suffer from any lack of attractiveness, either, plus you have GPSCY where you can woo them.
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Durfee’s now lets you swipe until 2:30. OLAG.
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Anonymous
Finally.
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As a joke, my friends set my computer desktop wallpaper to a photo of a guy I’ve been Facebook stalking for the past week. He just walked by when I was on my computer in the dining hall and saw my desktop background. FML SO HARD
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Anonymous
Did he say anything?
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First day of Chinese. I have learned that this is a language with misogynist and heteronormative traditions. FML/MLIA
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Anonymous
Languages have a historical context. Isn’t this a wee bit like saying, “First day of WWII history. I learned that people killed lots of other people. FML/MLIA.”?
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*rolls eyes*
FYL for using the word “heteronormative.”
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anonymous
+1
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Anonymous
+1000
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I really want to hook up with a really cute freshman in one of my classes. Is it bad that I’m three years older than he is? Hmmmmm MMT
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Anonymous
Does the age really matter? If you’re both interested, go for it.
Nobody says, “Oh, wow, I really like you and we’re perfectly well matched…let’s check our birthdays to see if we can get together!”
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I really miss DS — the people, the profs, the books. FML
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BR
Ooh man, serious? Ugh, the world is bigger than that. Go learn from it in context.
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Anonymous
i miss the not stressing over what classes i’m going to take
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Elevator in the tower. FML.
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Close to 90 degrees up here on the 5th floor. What was that? Um, no, I did not just go swimming…FML
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2 textbooks = $350. FML.
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Anon
Used books on Amazon, my dear. Used. Books. They’ll save your life. I have never ever paid more than 50 bucks for a book.
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William McSilliman
Haha, scholarship kid! Your life must really suck!
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anon
well that was douchey. good thing i dont know anyone like you FYL
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Anonymous
Probably a Princeton troll.
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@will
“scholarship kid” -> do you even go to Yale? Half of students are “scholarship kids.” Besides, I’m rich and this stuff is ABSURD for paper.
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Anonymous
3 books for $430.
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Why don’t the residential colleges have air conditioning?? FML.
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Are you new here?
Because in a week or so, we won’t need it.
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Anonymous
Actually, in my experience, the weather usually ranges from fairly hot to extremely so for a while. This year, however, it seems even more unbearably hot than before.
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brrrrrrr
Enjoy this while you can. The Farmer’s Almanac says this winter this year will be a really bad one.
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I just had sex with my roommate. This will make for an awkward year. MLIA?
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Anonymous
same sex sex? You should have realized that was not a good idea. They revoke your homo card for lesser offenses.
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Anonymous
with gender neutral housing, it could be opposite sex sex. either way… bad idea to fuck your suitemates.
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I puked during my Chinese placement exam. FML
Anon 6:03 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink |
You had three years before this to do it, you know…
Anonymous 9:49 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink |
unhelpful, kind of rude.
I 10:52 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink
Not really, this is a you deserve it, definitionally.
Indecisive 9:08 am on September 2, 2010 Permalink
@I, It’s possible they were deciding between two or three majors until the last minute, so they have a few almost-done majors.
Good luck OP!
OP 1:00 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink |
Actually, I’m double majoring, so, yeah.
Anonymous 7:50 pm on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
double majors are overrated. drop one of them