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  • The girl I was just Facebook stalking and have never met just walked behind me and saw my computer screen. FML.

    December 12, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +113 / -7

     

  • I don’t have good grades, but I do have chocolate pudding. MLIA.

    May 5, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +101 / -3

     

    • Anonymous 10:37 pm on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You win at Yale.

    • i want pudding 11:13 pm on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      lol this is awesome

    • Anonymous 1:00 pm on May 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This is one of the most attractive things I’ve ever heard. If this is a girl: will you go out with me?

    • harvard troll 6:47 pm on May 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I love you. :)

  • My professor just told our class he is not going to return our papers today because he spent the weekend playing “Dance Dance Revolution.” FML.

    November 16, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +89 / -4

     

    • Anonymous 3:18 pm on November 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      wow tht was pretty funny

  • My computer gets more sleep than I do. FML.

    February 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +83 / -1

     

  • My girlfriend said she had a “crazy idea” and suggested we go to the Sterling stacks. It turns out her crazy idea was to sneak into the geography room… and look at rare maps. FML.

    November 16, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +85 / -4

     

    • Anonymous 2:02 pm on November 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      where is this geography room? I want to go there too

    • Anonymous 11:24 pm on November 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Well, they have pretty stringent security in the Map Room, so it is technically a crazy idea. (The map room is on the seventh floor of SML, by the way.)

  • I pulled my first all-nighter of the spring semester, only to have it followed by an hour long lecture in psychology about the importance of sleep… including a graph showing that sleep-deprived people are more likely to die. FML.

    February 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +79 / -0

     

  • I’m writing my intro psych paper on Ritalin, on Ritalin. FML.

    January 19, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +82 / -4

     

    • Anonymous 12:44 am on January 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      The number of thumbs up on this comment is surely indicative of the problematic nature of the prevalence of this drug.

    • Anonymous 8:00 pm on May 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you go to yale… you’re all nerds.

  • I am procrastinating by googling “ways to stop procrastinating.” FML

    February 10, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +80 / -5

     

    • Anon 10:42 am on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this is hilarious, why the hell are people thumbs-downing it?

    • Anonymous 11:29 am on June 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      done that too

  • I came back home for break and my mom was sorting my laundry. She found a girl’s shirt in there. Five minutes later she found a condom in my jeans pocket. She cant look at me without laughing a little inside. FML.

    December 20, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +75 / -2

     

    • Anonymous 12:02 pm on January 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This was totally confusing until I realized you’re a guy.

  • I hit the snooze button for six hours this morning. FML.

    December 10, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +71 / -0

     

    • yourroomate 10:46 am on December 13, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      yeah i know! i sleep in the bed above you…..

  • I’m a 42 year old Yale alumni and CTO of a public company. And I’m reading YaleFML instead of doing my work. FML

    February 22, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +71 / -1

     

    • Anonymous 5:53 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Awesome. Post the stock ticker :P .

    • granddaddy 7:37 am on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      people remain douchebags all their lives.

    • yale alumnus 11:06 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i don’t believe you went to yale because if you did, you would know that you are either an alumnus or alumna since (hopefully) you are one person. fail.

      • Anonymous 1:23 am on June 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        not every yale alum knows latin…

        ironically… the way that most people pronounce alumni is how they should pronounce alumnae, and vice versa.

  • The end of break is like a dark corner with a gang of assignments waiting to jump me as soon as I pass. FML.

    March 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +68 / -0

     

  • I am Coach Williams. FML

    November 30, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +69 / -2

     

    • anonymous 6:27 am on June 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It has been seven months, and I’m still angry about this.

  • Today in class I offered to play a youtube video related to a topic we were discussing. I connected my laptop to the projector and went to my computer’s browsing history. Instead of clicking on YouTube, I clicked on RedTube–a site I visit from time to time. RedTube is the YouTube of porn. FML.

    December 2, 2009 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +69 / -3

     

    • Anonymous 1:23 am on December 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      please tell me this is real. awesome.

    • yoo 11:17 am on December 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      yeah, can somebody from the seminar confirm that this happened?

    • unlikely 5:06 pm on December 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      isn’t history organized alphabetically? If so, “Y” is nowehere near “R”

      • Anonymous 10:54 pm on December 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        yeah, but if R comes before Y, then he could’ve clicked on the first thing he saw that resembled “YouTube”

      • :P 12:19 am on December 3, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        Depends on the browser, etc… FML for replying to this…

      • JJ 8:04 am on December 3, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        No, my history is organized by how often I visit the site.

    • Anonymous 1:17 am on December 3, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      You can still make the lapse of judgment.

    • gus 5:31 am on December 3, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      imma call bullshit on this one.

  • I only have one semester left at Yale. FML.

    December 19, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +64 / -5

     

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