The first time I drink alcohol I take five sips of beer and the cops come in and bust my ass. FML
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- Football is oppressive because it glorifies heteropatriarchy, and I am a WGSS major. (52%, 125 Votes)
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Anonymous 5:23 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink |
Sorry Morse.
Anonymous 9:56 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink |
Yeah, what were they doing in Morse instead of corralling that horde of Toad’s people outside of Morse?
anon 1:50 pm on January 28, 2012 Permalink
+10000000
five... 10:20 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink |
too many
Well. 11:11 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink |
Good for you. You shouldn’t be doing it anyways. Life’s unfair.
you're really boring 3:15 pm on January 28, 2012 Permalink |
lol
kewlkid 5:54 pm on January 28, 2012 Permalink |
why b/c it’s illegal? okay dad