Yale FML

January 27, 2012 | 7 Comments | Post Comment

Score: +22 / -4

• 2012 3:04 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  

  Just use some concealer bro.

• Jacob 3:14 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  

  Bella, is that you?

• Anonymous 7:45 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  

  I would call your girlfriend out on being shallow, but some dudes, I’ve noticed, don’t even wash their faces regularly. It leads to some really gross skin that just makes me question a person’s general hygiene. Buy some neutrogena face wash and wash twice a day. No one wants to touch (or make out with) a bumpy, red, oily face.

  • clean-cut guy 2:14 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m a guy, but just buy the following products: neutrogena 2.5% benozyl peroxide for blemishes/pimples (don’t pop!) , Cetaphil facial cleanser for day and night cleansing, and neutrogena men moisturizer SPF 30 for daily use before going in the sun. Those three products are all you need. Give it about two weeks, and you’ll see improvement.

• dunno what kind of glow she's looking for 8:49 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  

  but how about getting jaundice

  • Anonymous 1:57 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    BE MY BEST FRIEND

• A girl 1:24 pm on January 29, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  

  Your problem could be not moisturizing. I can’t see you, so I don’t know for sure, but a lot of guys get dry/rough patches due to not moisturizing, especially in the areas where they shave, and it makes for no fun when kissing. When your moisturize, your face will feel better too. Also good to exfoliate, esp. after shaving (avoids ingrown hairs/red bumps).

  However, your girlfriend is exhibiting signs of being a shallow, controlling bitch. I would put her on probation if she was truly threatening you. It sounds like an emotionally abusive relationship waiting to happen.

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