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• my girlfriend just uses me for my money, my body heat, my protection, and my willingness to carry her places. FML.

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• my boyfriend is studying abroad this semester and I’m just now starting to realize when i’m out looking to hookup that I’m in love with him. FML

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Seven pages of Spanish. Due tomorrow. Haven’t started. And it’s worth less than the quiz I probably failed today. FML

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• Just now, I decided to double-check the deadline for the internship I was considering. It passed an hour ago. FML

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• Last week I had sex with someone who’s on YDN’s list of Yalies who should get tested. FML

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• I think I’m in love. FML.

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• I was just shot in the face less than 1 hr into Stiles assasins. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anonymous 1:41 am on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That’s nothing. I killed somebody a minute in.

• Last weekend I discovered McCormick Vodka… MLIG

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I’m hungry, broke, seeing no end to my project at hand, FML

  February 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anonymous 1:38 am on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hang in there!

• It was so easy to be on top in high school, but I am just not smart enough to excel here. Yale is a much-needed, but slightly soul-crushing, ego check. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anonymous 12:21 am on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    True indeed.

• I’m going to miss “Babeland’s Lip Tricks: Blowjobs and Going Down” because my physics 181 midterm is scheduled at the same time. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I’m tired of long-distance. But all the cute ones at Yale are gay. FML

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• New hideous Facebook layout. FFL

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• I hate my suitemates so much that I’m actually considering a suggestion to put Nair into their shampoo. FTL

  February 8, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anonymous 11:20 pm on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    NO. Don’t DO IT BOZO.

  • Anonymous 1:15 am on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You got that from Roommate Confessions on College Humour…

• My essay was due at 11 today. I finished it at 6 a.m. and decided to sleep until then. I woke up at 4 p.m. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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