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  • I strongly dislike the fact that the janitor smokes right below my window. FML

    March 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • I’ll only have to deal with the Branford Dean for two more months!! MLIG!

    March 10, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • I still do not have plans for this summer. Spending spring break searching for internships FML

    March 9, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Anonymous 8:29 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I know what I’d like to do during summer. Now sending spring break trying to understand research and writing proposals.

    • yalie 9:21 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ME TOO. i’m going to try more bulldogs across america, since half the ones i applied to never got back to me…
      good luck :)

    • Anonymous 11:00 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m sure you’ll find something great! I figured out my summer plans really late too and it still worked out. Good luck! Even though you’re searching/applying for internships, make sure to spend sometime having fun too : )

  • Justin Beiber is on the remake of We Are the World. FOL.

    March 9, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Anonymous 7:49 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Oh.my.god. Are you fucking kdding?

    • Anonymous 8:18 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      thats horrible. i do not want to be a part of a world that includes him

    • Anonymous 10:37 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’ve hit new lows this spring break in terms of procrastination. Today, I looked up Justin Beiber on youtube to see what all the fuss was about. I spent a good half hour of my life critiquing his music and deriding his pop style. Felt really stupid when I read that he taught himself all kinds of instruments. Something I have never been able to do. Is JB more legit than me? nooooooooooooo

      • a chuwawa 12:09 am on March 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        right, he “taught” himself trumpet. his parents didn’t facilitate that at all.

  • Organic Chem homework on the beach? FML.

    March 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Anonymous 7:02 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Still beats Organic Chem in a dull, windowless lab. Except that you’ll be more easily distracted. :-)

    • Anonymous 1:13 am on March 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      itll do you good to take occasional breaks to check out the babes, or dudes, if youre so inclined

  • I have SO MUCH WORK to do over break. I have my entire break planned out already. FML.

    March 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Anonymous 3:25 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      And yet, you’re already behind schedule?

      That’s how I feel…

    • Anonymous 3:32 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I wish I had my entire break planned out. I’m not nearly disciplined enough for that.

  • It’s only a few days into break , but I’m already losing patience with my family. FML

    March 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Anonymous 1:53 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I used to make it about three hours, tops, and thought I just had no patience. These days I watch my siblings go berserk in a few hours, too, and I no longer feel so bad – it’s clearly not just me! ;)

    • Anonymous 11:48 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yeah, by the time I get home (~2 hours driving with them) I already want to go back. Now I try to just stay out of their way…It’s tough, believe me, I know.

      Hang in there!

  • During Freshmen year, I’ve finally learned to be comfortable with my body. I’ve stopped counting calories or going days without eating. I’ve been home for two days and I’ve already had three family members call me “fat”. I’m not overweight but I’m already planning this week’s diet. FTL.

    March 9, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • 2011 1:37 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      its really really hard to recover from disordered eating habits. but it sounds like you’ve made a huge amount of progress. you might backtrack sometimes but you can beat it! fuck the haters– you’re amazing. take care!

      • OP 8:01 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Haha, I’ll totally try. It’s just tough. Funny thing is, I’m 5′4 and 125 pounds. The people that called me fat are all shorter than me and are about 145, 190, and 200+ lbs. I don’t know why I listen.

        • 2011 12:06 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink

          honestly its not about what the other people weigh, its about feeling comfortable with your body and not worrying about the way it looks. but you’re right that you shouldn’t listen to them! anyone who would make you feel bad about your beautiful, wonderful body isn’t worth fretting over.

    • Anonymous 1:49 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Sometimes I think family just says stuff for the sake of saying stuff – it doesn’t make it accurate or nice.

      Give being comfortable with your body another shot – you deserve it and it’s a great feeling. :-)

    • THE WHITE GIRL 10:59 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I bet your not fat your just healthy!! But that’s messed up don’t listen to them.

    • Anonymous 3:35 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Your BMI is only 21.5, which is right within range. I don’t what you have to be worried about. I’ve seen girls running on the treadmills that are just skin and bones, and it’s so unattractive. Please don’t be like that.

    • been there w/o the family part 11:49 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i know it’s tough. tell them how much it hurts. tell them the truth. otherwise they’ll never know and they’ll keep hurting you over and over again.

  • there’s no adobo at la casa. FML

    March 8, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Anonymous 12:04 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      POOOOOOOOORRRRRRQQQQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    • ***lsipoo 12:36 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. why didn’t you buy your own?

      • sola y sin adobo @ Yale. 2:44 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        because la casa’s supposed to have that ish! it’s a STAPLE! you should know this, ***lsipoo.

  • I forgot my drivers license at Yale.. ahhh. FML

    March 8, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Anonymous 7:24 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Got any friends still here at campus? I would think if you could get one permission to go in your room, they could mail it to you. You’ll be cruising or drinking (but please not both) in no time. ;)

    • Anonymous 8:41 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yeah! I’m on campus.

      • a particularly reckless individual 10:10 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        yo, just drive without it. if they stop you, say you just realized you forgot it and were on your way back.

        • Anonymous 12:36 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink

          bad idea, particularly reckless individual.
          from a particularly more reckless individual

    • THE WHITE GIRL 11:00 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Haha that really sucks but you can always just drive without one.

  • I just woke up. And I’m ready to go back to bed again. Apparently I’m not spending much of this break conscious. FML.

    March 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Jon-Michael 4:58 pm on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I can’t get up before 4 p.m.

  • Have a powerpoint due wednesday (in 2 days). Barely started. FML

    March 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • Anonymous 2:03 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      On break? With this beautiful weather we’re having? That sucks. Good luck, and think how wonderful the upcoming weekend will feel when you’re done. ;-)

  • I am super horny, but will not see my girlfriend for weeks! FML.

    March 7, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • sadface 12:24 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      same here, but substitute “boyfriend”

    • Anonmyous 12:25 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m in a long distance relationship and feel this way all. the. time.

  • I jack off in bed when my roommate is asleep. I don’t really care if he hears me either. FOL

    March 7, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • way to go 8:06 pm on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      …and the award for inconsiderate douche goes to…

    • jacker-offer 9:59 pm on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      eh it’s okay. I wouldn’t mind a roommate who jacks off
      so long as he doesn’t mind when I do it.

    • Anonymous 11:45 pm on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      good great fun. but…please. go get laid.

      • EZ DOES IT 11:50 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Easier said than done.

    • Anonymous 7:38 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m sure he enjoys it very much. He might even get off to it. ;-p

    • THE WHITE GIRL 11:03 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Haha you must be bored.

  • Sun’s up. No rest for the wicked, even during spring break. FML.

    March 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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