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  • The first time I drink alcohol I take five sips of beer and the cops come in and bust my ass. FML

    January 28, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
  • Don’t want to go to freshman screw…at all. MLIAwkward

    January 28, 2012 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -1

     
    • I AM A COOL KID 1:52 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      NONE OF THE COOL KIDS GO!!!!!

    • anon 2:59 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      go alone. i did and it was a great decision.

  • I wish beautiful girls like Lana Del Rey could realize how awesome they are, when she keeps singing about how much she sucks it just makes me realize how much of a loser i really am. FML

    January 28, 2012 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -1

     
    • anon 2:01 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Oh dear lord, it’s just pop music. Just listen to the nice catchy beats and ignore the cloyingly bad lyrics. Trust me, you’ll be so much happier.

    • anon 2:05 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      on another note, i totes can’t wait for her album to come out. I haven’t been this excited for an album since Born This Way came out… you can obviously tell I have very high music tastes… But I stopped giving a fuck that I listen to bad pop music. It makes my life so much better when I stop overthinking, sing along, dance, and not give a fuck about music snobs.

    • born_this_gay 2:12 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      OMG I love her album.

    • Anonymous 3:13 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Fact: broken women make the best music.

  • I think I just got hit on by a former TA. MLIA?

    January 28, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
  • Friday night, home alone. I’m skipping two different social events tonight because of my cripplingly low confidence. FML

    January 28, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +19 / -0

     
  • I’m so over you. MLIAMAZING

    January 28, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -0

     
  • Second pair of rainboots with holes. Too cheap to buy new ones. FMWetFootedL

    January 27, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +21 / -0

     
    • Two words 8:45 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Duct tape.

    • Anonymous 9:58 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Duct tape. Patch away…

    • Kamik 10:11 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Get Kamik rainboots. They’re really sturdy and only around $40…

    • TWINS 12:08 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      YOU ARE ME

    • Got Swag 12:42 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      SAME. Use insulating tape. Looks funky too!

  • You keep catching me looking at you. You probably think I’m a creeper. Oh dear. FML.

    January 27, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +20 / -0

     
    • girl 12:14 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      ya. i do. stop it. not alpha behavior.

    • OP 2:52 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Just putting it out there… but I’m a girl.

    • OP 2:54 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I’m a girl. Looking at a boy. Just putting it out there.

  • If there isn’t constant pressure/tension in my hands, I start feeling too much and get really uncomfortable. FML.

    January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -4

     
  • Am I the only one who doesn’t know what to do with this Chem 230 pbst? FMAlreadyFailingL.

    January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -1

     
  • I think I like you, but I’m a really bad initiator. Maybe you could try too? MLIA

    January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +30 / -0

     
  • My girlfriend is threatening to break up with me unless I have “glowing skin.” FML

    January 27, 2012 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -3

     
    • 2012 3:04 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Just use some concealer bro.

    • Jacob 3:14 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Bella, is that you?

    • Anonymous 7:45 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I would call your girlfriend out on being shallow, but some dudes, I’ve noticed, don’t even wash their faces regularly. It leads to some really gross skin that just makes me question a person’s general hygiene. Buy some neutrogena face wash and wash twice a day. No one wants to touch (or make out with) a bumpy, red, oily face.

      • clean-cut guy 2:14 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I’m a guy, but just buy the following products: neutrogena 2.5% benozyl peroxide for blemishes/pimples (don’t pop!) , Cetaphil facial cleanser for day and night cleansing, and neutrogena men moisturizer SPF 30 for daily use before going in the sun. Those three products are all you need. Give it about two weeks, and you’ll see improvement.

    • dunno what kind of glow she's looking for 8:49 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      but how about getting jaundice

      • Anonymous 1:57 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        BE MY BEST FRIEND

  • Can’t view comments on YaleFML from mobile. MLIYaleProblems

    January 27, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +37 / -1

     
    • anon 3:19 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      yeah I have to use google cache to get around that. Annoying.

  • So many people here are randomly nice to me…MLIG

    January 27, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +27 / -1

     
  • Rejected twice…I guess I have to accept she has no interest in me romantically. I hope we can still be friends. MLIOK.

    January 27, 2012 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +27 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 3:20 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      you and me both brother

    • Sigh. 3:36 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Reasons for rejection.
      a.) You’re a jerk: Work on your character before you try to start a relationship
      b.) She’s a jerk: You don’t deserve the rejection, so forget about her.
      c.) She’s too insecure: Be her friend first, put the relationship on the back burner.
      d.) She isn’t looking for a relationship/likes someone else: This sucks. Good luck.

      • Anonymous 5:04 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        There are any number of reasons that she could have decided not to that aren’t on this list.

    • Anon 11:05 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Was it a rejection to you or a rejection to an invite?

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