Loading ...The first time I drink alcohol I take five sips of beer and the cops come in and bust my ass. FML
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Don’t want to go to freshman screw…at all. MLIAwkward
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I wish beautiful girls like Lana Del Rey could realize how awesome they are, when she keeps singing about how much she sucks it just makes me realize how much of a loser i really am. FML
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anon
Oh dear lord, it’s just pop music. Just listen to the nice catchy beats and ignore the cloyingly bad lyrics. Trust me, you’ll be so much happier.
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anon
on another note, i totes can’t wait for her album to come out. I haven’t been this excited for an album since Born This Way came out… you can obviously tell I have very high music tastes… But I stopped giving a fuck that I listen to bad pop music. It makes my life so much better when I stop overthinking, sing along, dance, and not give a fuck about music snobs.
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born_this_gay
OMG I love her album.
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Anonymous
Fact: broken women make the best music.
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I think I just got hit on by a former TA. MLIA?
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Friday night, home alone. I’m skipping two different social events tonight because of my cripplingly low confidence. FML
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I’m so over you. MLIAMAZING
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Second pair of rainboots with holes. Too cheap to buy new ones. FMWetFootedL
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Two words
Duct tape.
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Anonymous
Duct tape. Patch away…
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Kamik
Get Kamik rainboots. They’re really sturdy and only around $40…
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TWINS
YOU ARE ME
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Got Swag
SAME. Use insulating tape. Looks funky too!
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You keep catching me looking at you. You probably think I’m a creeper. Oh dear. FML.
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girl
ya. i do. stop it. not alpha behavior.
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OP
Just putting it out there… but I’m a girl.
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OP
I’m a girl. Looking at a boy. Just putting it out there.
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If there isn’t constant pressure/tension in my hands, I start feeling too much and get really uncomfortable. FML.
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Am I the only one who doesn’t know what to do with this Chem 230 pbst? FMAlreadyFailingL.
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I think I like you, but I’m a really bad initiator. Maybe you could try too? MLIA
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My girlfriend is threatening to break up with me unless I have “glowing skin.” FML
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2012
Just use some concealer bro.
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Jacob
Bella, is that you?
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Anonymous
I would call your girlfriend out on being shallow, but some dudes, I’ve noticed, don’t even wash their faces regularly. It leads to some really gross skin that just makes me question a person’s general hygiene. Buy some neutrogena face wash and wash twice a day. No one wants to touch (or make out with) a bumpy, red, oily face.
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clean-cut guy
I’m a guy, but just buy the following products: neutrogena 2.5% benozyl peroxide for blemishes/pimples (don’t pop!) , Cetaphil facial cleanser for day and night cleansing, and neutrogena men moisturizer SPF 30 for daily use before going in the sun. Those three products are all you need. Give it about two weeks, and you’ll see improvement.
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dunno what kind of glow she's looking for
but how about getting jaundice
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Anonymous
BE MY BEST FRIEND
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Can’t view comments on YaleFML from mobile. MLIYaleProblems
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anon
yeah I have to use google cache to get around that. Annoying.
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So many people here are randomly nice to me…MLIG
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yo
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Rejected twice…I guess I have to accept she has no interest in me romantically. I hope we can still be friends. MLIOK.
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Anonymous
you and me both brother
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Sigh.
Reasons for rejection.
a.) You’re a jerk: Work on your character before you try to start a relationship
b.) She’s a jerk: You don’t deserve the rejection, so forget about her.
c.) She’s too insecure: Be her friend first, put the relationship on the back burner.
d.) She isn’t looking for a relationship/likes someone else: This sucks. Good luck.-
Anonymous
There are any number of reasons that she could have decided not to that aren’t on this list.
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Anon
Was it a rejection to you or a rejection to an invite?
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I AM A COOL KID 1:52 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink |
NONE OF THE COOL KIDS GO!!!!!
anon 2:59 am on January 28, 2012 Permalink |
go alone. i did and it was a great decision.